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Bikini Girls on Ice

Bikini Girls on Ice
Release date: 2009-08-14
Rating: 2.859
Votes: 32
Genres: Horror
When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe.

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GenerationofSwine

GenerationofSwine

Meh....That's about all you need to know. When I see a movie with a title like "Bikini Girls on Ice" there are a few things that I expect. Bikinis are certainly one of them, as is nudity, poor acting, sex, and most importantly camp and silliness. And it was the last two that the film was really lacking (though it wasn't exactly as advertised). It did need to be more salacious, but it also needed to be campy and silly with horribly low production values, a lot of skin, and a script, cast, and director that understood that they were just making a silly fun movie. This film took itself far too seriously and it suffered from it. Let's be honest, it's supposed to be a trashy fun totally inappropriate film, if you miss the FUN all you have is trash. And in this case, it's trash that isn't totally inappropriate.

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