Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
Release date: 1991-12-25
Votes: 6
Genres: Comedy
A lonely Omaha, Nebraska security guard named Marcus dreams of establishing some human connection, when he isn't watching cable porn in his apartment and obsessing over his weight.
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