Almost Heroes
Release date: 1998-05-29
Votes: 208
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Western
Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.
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