Beverly Hills Ninja

Release date: 1997-01-17
Votes: 814
Genres: Comedy, Action
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
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Andre Gonzales
I forgot how funny this movie is. I used to watch this all the time. Still as funny now as it was back then.
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