Turd Merchants of Death

Release date: 2009-08-26
Votes: 2
Genres: Horror, Comedy, Action
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
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