Jane Austen's Mafia!
Release date: 1998-07-24
Votes: 206
Genres: Comedy, Crime
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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