Hans Teeuwen: Spiksplinter
Release date: 2011-11-25
Votes: 9
Genres: Comedy
Hard pruning jokes are interspersed with musical interludes, a magic trick and Teeuwen's unique improvisations in the sixth show by the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen.
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