Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Release date: 1982-10-06
Votes: 195
Genres: Comedy
In antique Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar. Rahatlocum is a North African Roman colony where Julius Caesar came to spend an expensive holiday. The revolt rumbles among the small people who find a leader in the person of Ben-Hur Marcel.
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