A Zed & Two Noughts
Release date: 1985-10-04
Votes: 173
Genres: Comedy, Drama
Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.
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