Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate

Release date: 1971-11-09
Votes: 6
Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Thriller, TV Movie
Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their description of the "girl" attracts a psychopath.
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