It's Not Me, I Swear!

Release date: 2008-09-25
Votes: 53
Genres: Comedy, Drama
During the summer of 1968, Leon, a 10-year-old boy, navigates the hardships of young love, his lunatic mother's whims, and his urges to vandalize the house of his neighbors.
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