Lesbian Vampire Killers
Release date: 2009-03-16
Votes: 414
Genres: Horror, Comedy
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
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