The Onion Movie
Release date: 2008-05-31
Votes: 244
Genres: Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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If you liked "The Kentucky Fried Movie", you'll love this. A collection of various comedy skits into a movie length presentation, it reflects the US media through a bizarre lens.
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