Ordinary Decent Criminal

Release date: 2000-01-07
Votes: 239
Genres: Comedy, Thriller
Michael Lynch is a notorious criminal with two wives and a flair for showmanship. He's also a huge embarrassment to the local police, who are determined to bring him down once and for all.
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