A Pain in the Ass
Release date: 1973-09-20
Votes: 236
Genres: Comedy, Drama
Ralf Milan, a hitman, arrives in Montpellier to kill an important witness. He checks in a hotel without knowing that his neighbour has become neurotic after his wife left him.
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