Old Men in New Cars: In China They Eat Dogs II
Release date: 2002-07-12
Votes: 115
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller
The last wish of the dying "Monk" is for his foster child, Harald, to find his real son, Ludvig. But the latter is currently in a Swedish prison cell...
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deepkino
A wacky and absurd comedy/crime film enlivened by the presence of Kim Bodnia and Nikolaj Lie Kaas. The film tells the non-stop adventures of Harald and his crew as they try to find money in various ways to get a liver transplant for his foster father and pay off a debt to a crime gang. It stands out with its action scenes and unusual sense of humor. Continuing the line captured in the previous 1999 film, I Kina Spiser de Hunde, without breaking it, the film has the atmosphere of a cartoon!
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